So Monday was Crunkfest at Firestone. Jordana and I hit up the club around 11pm to check out the crunkness. The door guys were very nice and gave us the VIP treatment, they felt us up before they let us in the club. Thanks for the cheap thrill ;)

The place was packed and there was a curious herbal aroma drifting above the crowd. Let's just say I had flashbacks to my last summer in Amsterdam (the best summer of my life, by the way). Jordana and I made our way through the dance floor asking club-goers to be interviewed for the O-Lens Live but I think most people were too busy getting crunked and didn't want to be publicly incriminated. Who can blame them?

You won't find too many photos on this week's O-Lens but that's because the party was too hot for the internet. So if you were checking out the site to see how crunk the party really was....you should have got your cheap-ass out the house and bought yourself a ticket! Cuz you'll never know! Ha!

Frickn sweet!!!!!!!!  In short, that is how I would describe Big 10-4's performance for the FMF on Wall St. Friday night....the longer, more interesting version goes as follows: So I meet up with Jared and Kimb (pronounced kimbee, my new pet name for her) at the back entrance to Wall St. and helped to hand out free t-shirts (XL...sorry ladies!) from Dodge Caliber.  They went over pretty well, who doesn't like free stuff?  Plus, even if you don't wear it, it makes a great line to a lady..."um...hey..I have this large shirt, you could wear it tonight at my place as pj's"...just sayin.  Anyway, then the lovely cameraman showed up, and Jared (Photographer extraordinaire) captured everyone in their finest music enjoying moments on digital, while I found quite a few interesting folks who were delighted, simply delighted, to show off their skills in air guitar, singing and well I don't know what that one guy was doing...I interviewed my good friend Matthew of Big 10-4 (Or Cuckaw as I've been instructed to call him) right before they went on stage...and he had some interesting stories for us!  You'll have to watch O-lens live to see that though :)  The concert gets 2 gold stars, the FMF gets 2 as well...... annnnnd I'm spent.

http://orlandocitybeat.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/orlent-bars-olens-hs,0,2036593.htmlstory?coll=orlnatent-bars-top-promo

Here is another video! I had a lot of fun at the Don Pablos block party
this past friday night with Ashley & the other OCB peeps. We hung
out with the corona girls, a lot of UCF students, & jammed out to
some of the best LIVE music in O-town. Cori Yarken, Automic Tangerine,
& the BIG TEN FOUR played in front of an awesome crowd of cinco de
mayo enthusiasts. I had a chance to run into a lot of my spacers as
well, including Tiffany & Angela (congrats on the recent
graduation)! We passed out a lot of OCB stuff... including the glow in
the dark shot glasses (which are ALWAYS a fan favorite). The Don Pablos
block party fiesta was THE place to be in Orlando for Cinco de Mayo.
You can check out more pictures on  O-lens.

This goes out to all the beautiful babies...OrlandoCityBeat:O-lens Live: Beer Fest

This Saturday was chalk full of events in Downtown Orlando.  But yours truly was lucky enough to land the best gig in town, the 13^th Annual Florida International Beer Festival.  Good thing OCB sponsored the event because it was just plain AWESOME!  Jeez, whoever thought of the idea of sponsoring this lovely event should get a slap on the back and a handshake from the gov'na.  Wise choice and terrific affair, great fun had by all!!!!  There's not a single negative thing I could say about such a grand celebration of none other than, BEER. 

You mere mortals know the results of mixing beer and crazies... that's right, say it with me now!!!... Playing beer pong with water and Europeans from Oklahoma whoring themselves in front of a camera just to regretfully watch it the next day,YEA! 

OH, I love it when that happens; you know what I'm talking about Kelly.  And if you're not Kelly, watch the video me and my handsome cameraman, Mordecai made which will be up in a few days fully illustrating why:

EMPTY CUP + FREE BEER - INHIBITIONS = JAMACIAN BARBRA WALTERS! 

Damn the man! "An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer." -Confucius