Worst bathroom in Orlando OR Fastest way to make someone gag
You hear worst bathroom in Orlando and everyone has an opinion. I know you guys are shouting out Will's Pub or the Court and Central dungeon shared by Cleo's, Suite B and too many for me to list right now. Those are pretty foul, but I get paid for my opinion and those don't match up to the Trainspotting clone that is Chillers ladies room. And before you start berating me for even being in there, it was a friend's birthday, she digs that kind of stuff. 'Nuf said.
Back to the bathroom. There was nothing heavenly about what was at the end of this long hall that leads to this flooded marsh of feces. One bowl was clogged and another must have overflowed because I had to roll my pants legs up to my knees in order to walk around.
I know you guys are wondering why I even stuck around to roll 'em up. Sad part is I had to go so bad I wouldn't make it back down the hall way, through the club and out the door without causing my own flood along the way. So I sucked it up (my breath), dropped my pants and hovered.
Disgusting.