Yeah, that would be you. The disappointment I felt today when I clicked on the link below was monumental. You all suck! You can do better than this! What kind of coach does this make me look like?? DO YOU EVEN CARE??? No, you don't!! Results like these show me how much you supposedly care. I feel like giving up.

But we did beat New York, so maybe there might be hope for next year. http://www.forbes.com/home/entrepreneurs/2006/08/22/nightlife-cities-drunk_cx_de_nightlife06_0822intro.html

Sorry guys, haven't really been out and about this week. My bum has been firmly planted on a barstool in Will's Pub most nights and will continue to do so until he locks those doors early next Thursday morning. While you're waiting for my prophetic messsage on where you will annihilate your liver next, take time out and do this poll. Post your responses here or myspace them (that's where i found it) or put it under your pillow before you go to bed at night, I really don't care but it's a fun waste of time.

Will's Pub Survey!

1. Have you been to Will's Pub?

2. Do the wonderfuly talented bartenders at Will's Pub usually know what you drink before you order & have it ready for you?

3. Did you discover a new "favorite" beer at Will's Pub?

4. Have you ever been embarrassingly drunk at Will's Pub?

5. Ever thrown up at Will's Pub?

6. Passed out at Will's Pub?

7. Driven home drunk from Will's Pub?

8. Left your car overnight at Will's?

9. Left your car for days (over 24hrs) at Will's Pub?

10. Have you ever smuggled liqueur into Will's?

11. Ever done shots of "said" liqueur in the back with employees?

12. Have you used the wrong restroom for your "sex type"?

13. Used the "V.I.P." greenroom/bathroom?

14. Have you ever had sex anywhere in or on Will's Pub property, excluding the Motor Inn?

15. Ever hang out in one of the Motor Inn rooms?

16. Stayed/slept in one of the Motor Inn rooms?

17. Have you been fully or partially nude at Will's Pub?

18. Have you ever seen Will fully or partially nude at Will's Pub?

19. Have you ever seen any of the barstaff fully or partially nude?

20. Have you ever left Will's Pub missing articles of clothing?

21. Have you ever been in costume at Will's Pub?

22. Have you ever done anything illegal at Will's Pub?

23. Ever purchased any food that was available at Will's?

24. Have you had food delivered to Will's?

25. Did you eat any late night left over meat from the lot cart?

26. Have ever gotten into a non verbal fight at Will's Pub?

27. Have you ever bet on a pool, air hockey, pinball, video, or dart game?

28. Have you ever walked out on your tab at Will's?

29. Have you ever borrowed money from a Will's employee?

30. Have you ever ended up drunk, in the lake behind Will's?

31. Have you been on stage at Will's?

32. Have you been in a band that has played at Will's Pub?

33. Did you ever see bands play on the corner stage in the front room?

34. How about on a table top stage?

35. If you had to guess, in total how much money have you spent on the juke-box at Will's?

36. Same question but now how much on the photo booth?

37.What's the best musical act that you "stumbled" upon at Will's Pub?

38. What's the most memorable local band show you've attended at Will's Pub?

39. National/regional band?

40. Did you meet your current or one of your girl/boyfriend or husband/wife at Will's Pub?

41. Did you lose your girl/boyfriend or husband/wife at Will's Pub, or from an incident that happened at Will's?

42. Did you meet one or more of your closest friends at Will's Pub?

And if you don't, you really should start:

http://www.wsmv.com/health/9681978/detail.html

I swear O-Rock does not have me in their pocket book, but this looked pretty interesting and I thought I would share with the class:

http://www.orock1059.com/contests/contest11.shtml

I know it's not possible, at least to save the bar at its present location. Like I heard Drew Garabo say on the radio this morning in reference to the bar's impending demise, "This ain't 'Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo'."

But you can still hope. Very much like when you first heard there was no Santa Claus but there was still that last strand of hope come the following Christmas. That was until your parents asked if you wanted to open the presents that evening versus the normal morning ritual.

Reality, it's a tough thing to deal with at times. And that's why I drink. A lot.

You'll hear me whining about Will's for the next three weeks and if you don't like it you can get out, or unsubscribe to this RSS feed.

But you won't because I'm so witty and adorable.

All right enough about me. But, oh, how I love me. Okay, seriously, though, back to Will's. You need to frequent that place as much as possible the next three weeks. I will hopefully be there, depending on how high of a tab I still owe him from the night before (I know, I'm such a hypocrite). But you need to be there not just to cry over spilled beer at the bar about the last days of one of Orlando's most beloved pubs, but also to help the man himself, Will Walker, find a new location. There are a ton of fantastic events happening there over the next couple of weeks to do just that.

KOW

Fri August 11th
10 p.m. $10 21&up
KOW
Not so much a fundraiser, but their last Will's show ever....

The Pimpin' Ho Down Car Wash

Sunday August 13th
1 p.m. $5 after 6 p.m. 18 & up
Bands starts @ 6 p.m.
Preacher Bill & The Prophets
The Kenders
Guage
Apocalypse-Go-Go

A charity but not for Will's Pub. I mention only because one of my favorite ladies, Jessica Pawli (I swear 105.9 is not paying me a dime), will be "working" the lot.

Jason Ferguson and Bao Le-Huu (they're such a cute couple) present a benefit for finding a new home for the pub on Friday August 18th
8 p.m. $8 18 & up
The Punching Contest
Travis Adams
New Roman Times
Matthew john
History
Mike Dunn
Kingsbury
Christina Wagner

Severance Fest

Sun Aug 20
3 p.m. $10 All Ages
Free BBQ with your cover
The Hamiltons
Carllsle
New Mexican Disaster Squad
Suburban Lockdown
Fashion Fashion & the Image Boys
Polluted Youth
Country Slashers
Racin For Pinks
The Broomheads
Recycled Ruins

 Most importantly if you know of any place where the bar can move to, for the love of everything good in this world tell or e-mail Will Walker at thepublife@aol.com.